Really Good Emails
Day 6 after signup
Well that was fun, now what?
Plus: what happens after they click "buy", the emotional weight of free returns, holiday glut and more....
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You ready, Email Geek? Guess what. You're about to spend the next two months optimizing the hell out of getting people to buy. (If you didn't notice, it is Q4 and we know what that means.) I bet you're already debating offers, thinking about hero copy and images in your library, and wondering if your Black Friday campaign will multiply like someone got water on it in that weird Gremlins movie from the 1980s. But have you recently looked at what happens after someone actually buys? They're potentially the most-read email in Q4 because people actually want to open them. Did my order go through? Did I use the right address? What did I actually buy at 2am? And, increasingly over the next few months, will I get it before Christmas? But the confirmation is only the beginning. There's the shipping and delivery updates, the how-to or care instructions, the review request, the replenishment reminder, and eventually the attempt to get you to buy something else. So before Q4 really gets moving, buy something from yourself and see what happens next. Jump into your journey map and click all the links. See whether the experience you spent months convincing someone to start is actually any good once they do. Enter the afterparty A quick ad break before the other stuff... Featured articles to keep you from not knowing what to do in Q4 What matters most after consumers click “buy” Here's some research that looks at what consumers actually value after checkout and the gaps between those expectations and what companies are investing in. A useful gut check before you spend the next two months getting more people into a post-purchase experience you haven't looked at lately. After the click > The emotional weight of free returns Sometimes the thing keeping someone from buying isn't the price. It's imagining themselves three weeks from now trapped with a $95 dress that doesn't fit. Clear return policies work by removing that uncertainty, which is a good reminder that what happens after the purchase can help convince someone to make it in the first place. Remove the regret > Holiday glut: Shoppers are overwhelmed with commercial emails Q4 email volume isn't just annoying people. Nearly a quarter of consumers in Validity's survey said the holiday barrage causes them to distrust brands, and 15% specifically want a button that basically says, “I've already bought this. Stop selling it to me.” Read the room > Customer psychology: 2026 promotions that convert Repeated markdowns can reset what customers think your stuff should cost and teach them that waiting is smarter than buying now. Before Q4 turns into seventeen consecutive “LAST CHANCE” emails, it might be worth asking what behavior your promotions are actually teaching people. Stop training them > Weird Poll of the Week Results Question: What’s your little ritual right before hitting send? Whether you’re checking links twice, opening three devices, staring silently at the button, or introducing an open flame and a prayer into the process, the majority of email makers do something before sending. And the ritual types are spread evenly across the options. What this probably means about email makers: If I had to guess, hitting send requires the same psychological preparation as walking into a blind date. We constantly check and recheck (and look to the heavens a little) because we don't believe an email is really ready. There is just a point where we acknowledge that continuing is obsessive behavior and we have to face the unknown. Which makes the “no ritual” people deeply fascinating. You just… click it? No ceremonial final check? No whispered bargain with Outlook? No brief moment where you consider changing careers? I don’t know whether this is exceptional emotional regulation or the opening scene of a documentary about people who swim with sharks. Thanks for reading and learning since September 2026. Mike & the entire RGE team Try RGE Studio Submit an email View