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26 Oct Read online Sponsored by ✦ Good morning, founders 🕶️ Aigen couldn't afford to pay people to label photos of weeds. So it started growing fake ones on a computer, and now it can teach its robots a new crop in about a week instead of three or four years. Maxinsights pays more than 5,000 people to film themselves loading dishwashers, because robots need the boring footage nobody else bothered to shoot. And one data team swapped a $150K Looker bill for a folder of HTML files. Same lesson, three times: the thing you can't afford to do the normal way is often your wedge. So what's the expensive step you've been putting off? In today's newsletter, we'll get into: Aigen's fake weeds and its full 2027 order book A $30M seed round for filming chores Walmart's new rules for AI shoppers The four stories you clicked most last week ✦ FOUNDER BOARD 📊 One team swapped a $150K/year Looker license for AI-built HTML dashboards costing ~$20K a year, about $0.50 each. Catch: they already had the data stack and engineers. 📉 Ask customers how they'd feel losing your product: at 15% or below, Rahul Vohra says pivot; at 20%, optimize toward 40%. Pitch true ARR, not run rate. 💰 Only 44 tender offers closed in H1 2026, so letting staff sell shares early is a standout retention perk. ElevenLabs ran two in under a year. 🧾 $100K of Amazon sales can trigger sales tax in a state, so build a four-column sheet (invoice number, amount, date, ship-to state) and check every state's threshold. 🏷️ Before claiming a new category, run six questions that stress-test your story, like whether there's a business without the word "AI." WeWork went from $47B to bankrupt. Financial Model Template Use Slidebean's FREE Financial Model Template to estimate your revenue, expenses, and how much money your startup needs to raise. Check it out ✦ RUSHIN' ROULETTE Five bullets of updates 🎥 Santa Clara startup Maxinsights raised a $30M seed round led by Peak XV to pay more than 5,000 contractors in six countries to film chores like loading dishwashers. It says it has 2M+ hours of footage and 30+ customers, which is a nudge to list the data your operations produce that nobody else can get. 🇪🇺 Anthropic and London private equity firm Hg reportedly plan an AI consultancy that will embed engineers inside European companies, launching by the end of 2026 in London and Berlin, per the Financial Times. If you sell AI services, a model maker may soon pitch your customers, so sharpen what you do that a lab won't. 🎧 Bose's $99 noise-canceling wired earbuds, its first wired audio product in 11 years, sold two months of stock in under 24 hours of pre-orders. With wired headphone sales up 15% year over year (per Circana), it pays to check who still buys a "dead" category before you write it off. 🕵️ A top payroll employee at workforce firm nextSource allegedly moved more than $8.2M into her own account over eight years through fake worker profiles, according to a civil filing. It surfaced only when an executive spotted $260K in missing payments, so audit payroll for ghost workers and never let one person run it end to end. 🛒 Walmart is giving AI agents their own shopper profiles, with customer-set spending limits (its examples: $50, $100 or $200) and a gateway built on MCP, the common plug AI agents use to connect to apps. If you sell online, agents are becoming your customers, so make your checkout agent-ready before a rival does. ✦ SPONSOR Stop losing deals in between meetings. Aligned is changing how B2B teams run their most important deals. Most reps guess where a deal really stands. They forecast on a gut feeling and the buyer’s word vs what's actually happening. Then they realize the deal slipped through only after it's too late. Aligned surfaces what buyers are actually doing inside every deal: the risks, the openings, and the exact next step to keep things moving. Start increasing your close rates and stand up your first deal room in minu