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How Long Is Too Long To Go Without Going #2?
Plus, Ophthalmologists Are Begging People To Stop Doing This in the Shower
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Hi there! If you’ve never Googled “is XYZ thing normal,” I’d love to have a chat with you, because you may be superhuman. In today’s day and age, with Google and AI at our fingertips, we can get answers to health questions in seconds (although please be warned, you’re always better off consulting a professional! The internet should only ever be considered a starting point). One thing that may not have made your Google search list, though, is how long you can really go without pooping. And look, I get it — that’s an embarrassing one. Luckily, we have GI docs on the case to answer that question for you so you don’t have to immediately clear your search history after typing it in. So, here you go, the final verdict — and what to do if you’re chronically constipated). Have a healthy week, Leigh Weingus Deputy Health Editor, Parade How Long Is Too Long To Go Without Pooping? Gastroenterologists Give Us a Number Plus, doctor-approved tips for how to safely move things along. Read More An Oncology Dietitian Calls This the ‘Forgotten Nutrient’ for Cancer Prevention (Hint: It’s Not Fiber) Ophthalmologists Are Begging People To Stop Doing This in the Shower Pharmacists Are Begging People To Stop Taking Ibuprofen This Way I Regret To Inform You That Ballerina Farm’s Protein Powder Is Delicious 🗞️ Also On Parade Psychologist Says Women Who Become More Confident After 50 Usually Stop Apologizing for These 5 Things We Asked 4 Stylists Which Hair Trend Will Be Huge This Fall—They All Mentioned This One Your Signature Perfume, Based on Birth Month Donnie Wahlberg’s Plane Skids Off Runway & Hits Fence After NKOTB’s Final Las Vegas Concert: ‘These Pilots Saved Our Lives’ Manage Your Subscriptions or Unsubscribe Privacy Policy | Terms of Use | Contact Us Parade aims to feature only the best products and services. If you buy something via one of our links, we may earn a commission. © 2026 Paradium.AI Parade is a registered trademark of Paradium.AI. All Rights Reserved. Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy