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It was roughly a month after my first labiaplasty and an hour into a threesome when I realized something was wrong. A finger went into my hole — or rather, a hole in my labia. The stitches holding one of my shiny new lips together had apparently failed. I remained clueless about this until the moment I felt a strange tugging sensation. I looked down and saw something no woman ever should. (What a way to discover that labia skin is stretchy like an earlobe!) I was with my crush and her long-term partner, and we’d all been drinking. It was a mess of limbs. Thankfully, neither woman seemed to notice the unspeakable horror that had just occurred. I jolted my hips back and guarded my loins for the remainder of our cursed three-way.
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