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1. Humans have started to talk like chatbots
The WSJ found people catching themselves using prompt-style phrasing, explicit goal framing and over-polite instructions in meetings, texts and everyday conversation.
2. Robinhood just handed 29 million customers an AI that trades for them
Over 150,000 customers already run AI agents on their accounts, and those agents now use Robinhood's tools almost 30 million times a day. Customers carry the full risk of their agents' trades, and Robinhood says it hasn't measured how those trades perform.
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3. 661 engineers, six years, and a $499 toothbrush
Dyson's CameraJet takes 28 images a second to find gaps between teeth and fires a mouthrinse jet at them within 100 milliseconds
4. An AI chatbot nearly got a Chinese ship intercepted by the US military
CNN reports an AI tool misidentified ordinary cargo as nuclear-program components, and the military began preparing an interception before the error was caught.
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5. A lawyer filed 84 pages swearing her filings weren't "AI slop"
The Florida lawyer is fighting sanctions after a state appeals court said her filings showed signs of generative-AI output.
6. Parents are paying $25 a month for a phone that does less
Freckle is a $199 phone for kids aged roughly 7 to 13. It has no app store, open web, social media or YouTube, and parents unlock features at their own pace.
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7. Robots are being trained to jump into molten steel
Figure CEO Brett Adcock showed F.02 humanoids learning to jump on their own, then being shipped to Finland to leap into a vat of molten steel as part of a decommissioning sequence.
8. Scarlett Johansson's skincare brand is shutting down
The Outset is closing after about four years, despite growing from five products to around 14. Existing orders will be processed, but the online store has already closed.